If you see this, you are either Shreya (if so, heyo Shreya!!! 🙂 I hope you’re doing fantastically!) responding to my text-delivered request, or you are a passer-by witnessing the forging of history itself. You are practically watching the Beatles walk across Abbey Road, wondering why Paul is barefoot (OH MY GOSH IT MEANS HE’S DEAD), or watching Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak (hmm both named Steve… Illuminati?) create Apple Computers in a garage (okay apparently that’s not true???!!! WHAT IS REAL). ANYHOO, here goes nothing.